ThePrancingGreenDragon

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

XD

(via dannynotsogrump)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via xtaketwox)

“Well, I think I’m a feminist, just by the virtue of the fact that I believe in equal rights for everyone.”
— Daniel Radcliffe, being a babe (x)

(Source: thisisnotjustablog, via youarethelightoftheuniverse)

“All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.”
Just with you though (via enolajay)

(Source: fuckingsession, via breaakdowwn)

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras, via spoopstagram)

snakewife:

monsterstrongpiercing:

The Selfie (x)

Mother Fuck yes!! Plus I have a ton of good looking friends. I love when Ya’ll show me your mother fucking mugs.

Cosigning the hell out of this.

(Source: anklbitrs, via capn-james-t-spirk)

genderfricking:

annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

montem-sentiant
do u remember this

Dear lord xD

(via destiel-canyounot)

king-of-walnuts:

famovslastwxrds replied to your post “I’m very excited for Halloween, and dress up for Halloween, and…”

PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES COME BACK IN FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!

[EXCITEMENT INTENSIFIES] 

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via fireyfeels)